Wisdom

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Wisdom #41: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Wisdom #118: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Wisdom #794: Always store beer in a dark place.

Wisdom #930: Don't panic.

Wisdom #11: Where did that No-Good Programmer go?

Wisdom #921: Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.

Wisdom #577: The World's Shortest Books #2. The Amish Phone Directory