Wisdom

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Wisdom #238: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #10. The Russian Transportation Safety Bureau has issued a recall on all Mir Model 2000 Orbital Space Platforms.

Wisdom #1571: Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.

Wisdom #537: A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Wisdom #220: Position desired: Arson and Safety Director

Wisdom #1625: What a useless scroll, all it says is "Hastur Hastur Hastur" over and over again.

Wisdom #373: Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Wisdom #606: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Wisdom #40: Warning, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.