Wisdom

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Wisdom #989: For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.

Wisdom #1307: Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.

Wisdom #1182: If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.

Wisdom #276: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Wisdom #1357: One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Wisdom #422: Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Wisdom #550: Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Wisdom #993: Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.