Wisdom

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Wisdom #302: The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Wisdom #1635: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

Wisdom #601: Technology for the Country Folk ... RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks

Wisdom #284: There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Wisdom #194: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Wisdom #650: When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

Wisdom #990: For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.

Wisdom #424: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.