Wisdom

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Wisdom #551: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wisdom #1054: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Wisdom #342: My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her . . .or something like that.

Wisdom #132: Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

Wisdom #1340: Of course you realize this means war.

Wisdom #1699: Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Wisdom #525: My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

Wisdom #1554: Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.