Wisdom

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Wisdom #388: Born free. . .Taxed to death.

Wisdom #1507: The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.

Wisdom #21: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Wisdom #1562: Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

Wisdom #309: Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

Wisdom #649: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it.

Wisdom #974: Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads

Wisdom #1148: I've come a long way since I've believed in anything