Wisdom

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Wisdom #1080: I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

Wisdom #356: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Wisdom #258: Assassins do it from behind.

Wisdom #1303: My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.

Wisdom #198: The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Wisdom #1590: Vee off ze KGB are not ez slow ez you tink, comrade.

Wisdom #1583: Uh, Josh, you have to do a QC before you say "go away" for it to be a banishing.

Wisdom #669: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.