Wisdom

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Wisdom #659: I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through..

Wisdom #1084: I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself

Wisdom #824: Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...

Wisdom #1308: Never eat at a place called Mom's.

Wisdom #1458: Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.

Wisdom #553: The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves 125 feet for each gallon of diesel that it burns (at 20 mph).

Wisdom #1347: Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!

Wisdom #1582: Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night; what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?